"Caramel Macchiato"

Tom Cruise comes into Solstice during a rush, and his assistant tells us, "Mr. Cruise would like a double short caramel macchiato with extra vanilla and whipped cream in a paper cup". I am working with my boss, Doug, and he and I roll our eyes at each other. I am so tempted to make him a real macchiato, but we are in a hurry, so Doug pulls my some shots while I add the caramel sauce and vanilla. When I pour in the shots I realize how absurd this order is, because there is less than an inch of room left for milk. I shudder in disgust.