Thursday, February 8

I am present at the filming of "Psycho." It seems to have changed into some sort of ghost film, and they have hired real ghosts and rented a real haunted house. They tell me it is actually a documentary and put me in the house, locking the door behind. As the lights flicker on and off and horrid apparitions fly through the room, I cling to the chandelier in terror. It is safer than the ground.
At the premier of the movie I am forced to relive my experience, despite their obvious traumatic effects.

My family is searching for a certain hotel room, because there is someone that needs rescuing. The hotel is a single-floor maze of stucco and reflective tiles. I attempt to leave, as I am certain that the ghosts that haunted me during the filming have followed me here. But we continue on, despite encountering the extremely creepy and lecherous manager of the place.

1 comment:

Alex Walton said...

Titles! Titles are the best part!